Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This baby is an asshole
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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