So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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