can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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