I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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