Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My cat gives me a boner
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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