That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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