dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Found your dick twin last night
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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