So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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