And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm always down for nudity.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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