i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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