Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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