the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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