Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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