Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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