HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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