I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Me too!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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