I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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