The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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