So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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