Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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