shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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