Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
MIDGETS
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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