this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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