Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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