didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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