My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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