are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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