he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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