The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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