I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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