Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize