i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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