As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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