Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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