Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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