I just made out with a guy for $7.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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