Christians are straight up FREAKS
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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