he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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