I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I think my moral compass just broke
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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