i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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