I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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