ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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