Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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