Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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