they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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