so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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