i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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