it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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