u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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