It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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