I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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