You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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