I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
now i know why i became what i already was.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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