I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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