Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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