3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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